Prolific Bald Porn Star Explains Why Chicks Dig Bald Guys (With Video)!

I have an awkward confession to make.

Like approx. 99% of men in the developed world, I enjoy watching adult films from time to time. That’s not what I’m copping to here, though.

No…What I’m about to tell you is far more embarrassing and shameful than that.

Guys, I, your humble correspondent, will admit that I am prejudiced….

That’s right. More specifically, as John Mayer famously once said, my penis is prejudiced.

What I’m saying is: I don’t like watching bald guys in my porn! 

Sorry!

You probably aren’t offended and I doubt you really care one way or another about my personal preferences when it comes to such things. Baldness is just an instant turn off for me. That’s just the reality. I’m a 0 on the Kinsey scale and bald men exude way too much rugged masculinity for me to handle.

And that’s a compliment to the bald community, is it not?

I think it is.

There’s nothing worse than when you’re watching a scene and the dude tries to get too involved. It’s like, dude, just make sure your asshole’s shaved and stay the hell out of the way.

So to speak.

Anyway, I liked this recent blog post by the world-famous adult performer Johnny Sins, who’s had sex like a million times with like a thousand different women, probably.

He talks about going bald, saying that he shaved his head early upon noticing the first signs of male pattern baldness at the age of 24 and never looked back. He also has some other good points in his vlog, like that women don’t necessarily like it when a guy fixes his hair for a half hour before going out. Sins contends that buzzing your head is ultimately far more manly and women naturally find manliness to be irresistible– and I can’t say I disagree with him!

Like George Carlin said, it’s important not to give a shit in life….And that’s essentially what Sins went on to say as well. That it’s important not to give a shit about your hair. His vlog is below, and it’s pretty good actually. His balding comments start around the 5 minute mark. Check it out:

Posted in Embracing Hair Loss, Fun, Rants and Raves.

5 Comments

  1. It’s not like he had a choice.🙄He’s just trying to justify his balding. And no your generalization of women’s preferences is just pathetic and sexist. We have different preferences and personally balding is not one of them.🙄💞

    • With regard to women’s preferences, I was mostly just paraphrasing Johnny’s comments. But I agree, I don’t like this article and have come close to taking it down on multiple occasions.

  2. Oh so when YOU get to pick and choose what you prefer in men its okay, but when we do it, it is sexist and prejudiced? Get outta here.

  3. Ron Jeremy was a strange case. He used to have really thick hair. Now his baldness is horrendous. Maybe too much sex really is bad for your hair!

    • Agreed…an interesting case! I think he has bigger concerns these days than the hair loss, but this is a hair loss blog and I appreciate your comment!

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